Description of Levi (according to a 9 year old)

So, my niece saw my wallpaper of Levi. I pulled up another picture of him and asked her to describe him to me in her own words.

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These are the pictures I used.

Keep in mind that she was very hyper.

"He has cat ears in his hair. He has a little nose. It looks like he's on a weird horse, and it looks like he has guns on his horse. It looks like he has the shortest, spikiest and weirdest hair in the universe. He has slanted cowboy boots. AND it looks like he's about to kill us....and AHHHHH!!!!! AND it also looks like he has the creepiest eyes. They're sharp and small. It looks like he has a very small mouth. And he has lightning in his hair. And he has sharp swords coming out of his hair. And it looks like he has a big ears and a jacket for two year olds."

WOW. I'm not even sure how to reply. XD Well done? *rolls on the floor laughing*